What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:12

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Security Camera Footage Reveals How Dog Puts Away His Toys After Playing - AOL.com
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Animal Friends’ Delayed to 2026 at Warner Bros. - The Hollywood Reporter
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports
—
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Then came..
No way
Still no good
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.