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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

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Then came..

No way

Still no good

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

How should I go about convincing my mother that my foreign online boyfriend isn't out to get my holes or scam me?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.